SMILEY...™

Where'd I come from?

Well, if I knew where you came from, I'd might be a mind reader.

There are a few plausible explanations to this question depending on what kind of answer you want. A biological one. A philosophical one. or just the general ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer one.

biological one - You came from your mother.

philosophical one - You always were, you are a spirit in a temporary shell. (I can elaborate for pages here as it is the most interesting and possibly important explanation but at press time, I am writing this in the middle of the night and need sleep)

ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer one - There are a few here...

TOP TEN Where'd I come from?

10. You came from the other Room.

9. You my friend, don't even exist. You are a figment of my imagination. Now tell myself to stop talking to myself.

8. I am not licensed to give out this kind of advice.

7. Sorry, that's top secret...

6. If I told you, then I'd have to....well, I know where you'd end up.

5. First tell me where I am and then maybe I can tell you where you were.

4. Excuse me, pass the ketchup....now what were you saying?

3. I am so lost right now, I don't even know where I came from.

2. Zanzabar

1. Not from me!

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